Due to the limited MEPBM content in this issue of Whispers of the Wood, we are not including the full issue as a scanned PDF. All of the content relating to MEPBM in this issue is included as text below.
Game 1
Dear lowly Northern Gondor scumen:
You have been chosen as the next target for my maniacal Middle-earth mass murder spree. Of course, the M.O. for your death will be different from the Fire King's. Killing people the same way over and over gets boring, you know what I mean?
Of course you will not have the pleasure of a painless, two-turn death like the Fire King did. You just have too many population centers. You're going to have to learn how to share.
Scrofus, the immortal scruff
Get 'um while they last...
Free-People Pops!
In lots o' flavors!
Dwarven Yellow!
Cardolan Red!
Silvan Pink!
Northern Gondor Blue!
10 suckers in each game/pack. Get yours before they're all gone!
Mrs. Farnsworth
Lords of Middle-earth,
Who could follow the lead of the tyrant kings of Gondor - ones with no regard for ally or neighbor....?
Who could sit back and watch the uncontested spread of the 'cloud' around Mordor - are we all sleeping...?
Lord Envilion
We in the North are warm and hospitable, but it appears as if the temperature is on the rise. Due to the invasion of foreigners and their pollution, sooner or later it'll be time to "take out the trash".
"What a great plan!", I think to myself. "I'll gather some of my fellow Dark Servants to take out those pestering rats of Rhovanion. That ought to clear up some space. It should also get rid of that fould stench that has been stinking up the land." Face it Eothraim, you're MEAT!
Love,
The Dark One
Game 2
To all:
I will change sides only one of two ways. First, if anyone attacks a fellow neutral. Second whoever sends me the most gold, mithril, etc. These are the only ways I'll change.
Easterlings
N.U.F.S. member
That's Fist of Sauron, not the First of Sauron. I would not be so presumptuous as to take such title as that.
I am Nemsis
The Fist of Sauron
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